just saw some footage of our future king, and was struck by the size of the hole in the ozone layer at the top/back of his head, and the parlous state of his comb-over..that man needs conditioner/product, or something..
now , i don’t want to come across as a ‘hairist’ or anything; but given the rude good health of his mother, charlie ‘ll be in a zimmer frame and bald as a coot when/if he becomes king..
not a good look, eh? i reckon he should just bite the bullet and go for that shaven head look so favoured by the denizens of k’rd/ponsonby/grey lynn….just picture it…mmmmm
of course, the benefit to us all of charlie doing this, is that we will be saved the ‘watching a traffic accident’ aspect of his slowly but surely disappearing thatch..