“…Sitting on the aft deck of his capacious yacht Slipstream, surrounded by high-octane women and Paul McKenna –
– Simon Cowell chain-smoked his favourite brand of Kool cigarettes while a colonic specialist bleached his anus.
“OK,” he said languidly. “Let’s do something outrageous to make Tom think he’s got the inside track on my vacuous life of conspicuous consumption.”..”
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