‘I demand that the media not release the reports they did not do on the attacks that did not occur’.
‘The president is accusing the media of refusing to cover major terror attacks’ Colbert remarked.
‘Why? ‘Reasons.’ It makes perfect sense.
You know the old news adage ‘If it bleeds don’t talk about it’.
‘But in one case the president is right’ he joked.
‘In one case there was a terror attack the press did not talk about.
It’s something called the ‘Bowling Green massacre.’
Admittedly the ‘Late Night’ host hadn’t planned on discussing the false claim made last week – but Trump’s remarks just before the show aired provided the perfect segue.
The ‘Bowling Green massacre’ ‘was brought to life by a White House spokeswoman and person who has not slept since the Carter administration – Kellyanne Conway’ Colbert began.