Ardern grabbed Malinki by the scruff of the neck.
Malinki tried to resist but Ardern was too powerful.
Hairy Maclary and Hercules Morse shook their heads.
They knew it was Malinki’s fault for slinking too close to Ardern and not standing up to her and if only the other cats had warned her first this never would have happened.
Typical – #notalldogs.
The chanting began. ‘The age of black is over. The time of yellow has come. The age of black is over. The time of yellow has come’.
Lorde wailed melodramatically.
King swayed from side to side – her eyes closed.
Shipley slowly ate a banana.
Clark composed a tweet.
‘Let’s do this!’ yelled Ardern – flinging the rabbit’s foot into the cauldron.
It bubbled there for a moment – between a tuatara’s leg and a National Standards guidebook – before sinking below the surface.
The room fell silent.