(ed: what is it with americans and their strange spelling of ‘arse-hole’..?..)
I’m a psycho-proctologist.
I fuss over how you’d define asshole objectively and accurately – a definition of asshole that anyone can apply that encompasses all assholes and excludes all non-assholes.
I’m a specialist not an authority.
You can’t be an authority psycho-proctologist because maybe I’m just an asshole invested in defining asshole in a way that doesn’t include me.
Assholes often play asshole police.
Trump for example – widely considered an asshole and always playing asshole police.
Playing asshole police is a key symptom of being an asshole.
Assholes are like internet viruses you get when you click the button to get protection against viruses.
I wouldn’t put it past me or anyone to be an asshole in asshole-police clothing.