And also – while I have you here: Men – I’m sorry to break this to you – but your dick is ugly.
No one wants to see your dick in any context.
Even the straightest – horniest woman who loves you the most is hoping you can get it inside her without her having to look at it.
So definitely don’t show it to strangers.
Don’t text pictures of it to people and don’t whip it out at film festivals.
Your dick is objectively the worst thing about you.
If you want to send a lady a picture of something – try your nipple or a pinkie toe or a favorite mole!