Dicks are funny.
We know this from the classic schoolboy doodle ingrained in us from youth – our insults – our hand gestures – our punchlines.
As far as I know I’m the only writer to have successfully got the word “chode” into these esteemed pages (and what a discussion that led to in the newsroom).
The internet loves a dick.
I’m still recovering from Lenny Kravitz’s 2015 mishap where his penis slipped out of his skintight trousers at a Stockholm concert.
Oh how we laughed/marvelled.