Paul did not find it easy that all of his compositions were accredited to Lennon-McCartney and it psychologically scarred him that not enough people know he wrote Yesterday all by himself in the gents’ toilets of Abbey Road Studios when he was a bit stoned.
There can be no doubt that Paul has always been a bit vain and for the last 50 years has employed a woman called Vi to comb his legs for him.
Paul’s legs are unnaturally hirsute and can get terribly matted if not given daily attention.
The breakup of the Beatles – which was brilliantly described in my book Shout! – was very difficult for Paul and he went off to live in Scotland with Linda – whom nobody liked but him.
After a brief period of seclusion while the couple devoted themselves to their wonderful children Paul decided to form Wings.
Some people have been critical of the fact that he paid other members of the band next to nothing but after much soul-searching I now find that he paid them exactly the right amount.