Ah – nostalgia.
Remember back when we were all listening to our Zunes – drinking a Crystal Pepsi – munching a McDonald’s Arch Deluxe – smoking our RJ Reynolds Premier and playing a series of deeply inadequate games on the Apple Pippin?
Of course not.
These are products that swan-dived from the highest board; failures so legendary they have their own appendix in business-school textbooks.
They’re proof that even with a multi-million dollar marketing budget, you still can’t buy someone who’ll see that the emperor’s new soft drink tastes like cat piss.