This just in: women don’t care that much about penis size according to both a study of 105 women in The Journal of Sexual Medicine and a Cosmopolitan study of 1,100 readers – 96 percent of which were women. The journal study titled ‘What is a Good Looking Penis?’ a title which made me think of an X-rated beauty pageant) found that of eight qualities a penis might possess ‘general cosmetic appearance’ was most important while penis girth was third and penis length sixth. In the Cosmopolitan study 89 percent of respondents were not concerned with the size of their partner’s penis. I’m not surprised—and not just because I happen to prefer men with smaller penises.
I’m not surprised because while we still have plenty of strict standards when it comes to acceptable weights for men—dad bod, anyone?—I think we are starting to recognize that men can’t control their penis size. Therefore judging them for it is pretty much a lost cause – unless you’re going to kick someone out of your bedroom you’ve been hot for once they undress because they don’t seem to measure up to a preconceived idea.