(ed: and i would ask readers to consider how resolutely/efficiently elizabeth warren would have whupped pence..?..)
‘They say these vice presidential debates don’t matter’ Colbert reflected.
‘And Hillary Clinton better hope so because both men … tried their hardest but it was like watching a loaf of white bread get pistol-whipped by a jar of mayonnaise.
Not a lot of flavor – but there was a clear winner”
‘I gotta say – Pence had a good night.
There were some surprising admissions from this cultural conservative’ he said – referring to the Indiana Governor’s inadvertent sailor talk:
‘I try to spend some time on my knees every day’.
‘Apparently Mike Pence is also very close with Vladimir Putin’ Colbert added.
‘Fair warning, Mike — Indiana businesses can now refuse to serve you’.
(ed: before trump pence was most (in)famous for passing a law allowing indiana businesses to legally discriminate against homosexuals..)